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Please hold — your soul’s incarnation is very important to us, and the Hitchhiker will be with you shortly.

While you wait, enjoy the practical field guides to life, the universe, and everything your textbooks forgot to mention about the Spirit World — and your place in it.

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Cover art for a book titled "A Hitchhiker's Guide to Spirituality" and "The Spiritual Hitchhiker." It features a mysterious hooded figure with glowing eyes giving a thumbs-up, standing in front of glowing mystical symbols, geometric shapes, and celestial icons against a fiery background.

A Hitchhiker’s Guide to Spirituality is a PSA for the Spiritually Impoverished — a cosmic on-ramp for every religion, myth, and maybe-real alien species the world’s been pretending doesn’t exist. 

Part comedy, part conspiracy, part cosmic field guide — Grab your towel and tune in.

Don’t Static. Learn more HERE.

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A person in a hoodie with glowing blue eyes and face mask, standing next to a switch labeled 'LIFE' and 'DEATH.' The person is giving a thumbs-up and holding up their other hand with the palm facing forward. Above, there is a glowing geometric shape resembling a star, and background elements include a starry sky and neon blue lines. Text at the top reads 'HISTORY OF THE LIGHT: A FIELD GUIDE FOR SPIRITUAL ELECTRICIANS' and at the bottom 'THE SPIRITUAL HITCHHIKER.'

History of The Light: A Field Guide For Spiritual Electricians is a cosmic wiring diagram for the collective human soul. If Hitchhiker’s Guide was the cosmic on-ramp, this is the intergalactic superhighway — a full-voltage map of time, myth, and the divine electrical grid behind everything. Plug in and see if you can handle the current.

Warning: This amp goes way past 11.

Learn more HERE.

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People at a nightclub with colorful neon lights, some dressed as fantasy characters like a Viking and a demon, engaging with a person in a dark hoodie with glowing eyes.

Welcome to The Cosmic Dive Bar At The End Of The Universe where the Spiritual Hitchhiker pours free digital quantum cocktails for expats from The Matrix.

This is the unofficial meeting place for anyone who’s ever looked at reality and thought, “Alright, who’s running this simulation and why are they bad at it?”

Some rules: No gurus. No bad apples. No questions that are too crazy to be asked.

This is a place designed for cosmic weirdos comparing notes at the far edge of existence — trying to reverse-engineer a better way to live in our dumpster-fire society… or at least figure out how to enjoy the ride while jumping between timelines.

No spirit, no soul, no service.

Free parking. Flying cars welcome. ENTER HERE.

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A dark fantasy scene featuring a hooded figure with glowing eyes and a glowing blue energy aura, surrounded by various humanoid and monstrous creatures, some with weapons, in a fiery, chaotic landscape.

The Spiritual Hitchhiker has jumped a few too many timelines, forgotten more dimensions than he can count, and has seen WAY too many HR violations in the spirit world.

His blog is… unusual.

It is, however, almost certainly worth reading if you’re into things like proper wormhole etiquette, stargate DMV Tips and Tricks, or a top-10 list explaining why you should never agree to play darts with faeries — no matter how friendly they seem.

Expect occasional questionable opinions on politics, religion, and whatever else currently makes humans furious at strangers they’ve never met.

Check it out HERE.

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