Welcome to The Cosmic Dive Bar At The End Of The Universe where the Spiritual Hitchhiker pours free digital quantum cocktails for expats from The Matrix.

This is the unofficial meeting place for anyone who’s ever looked at reality and thought, “Alright, who’s running this simulation and why are they bad at it?”

Some rules: No gurus. No bad apples. No questions that are too crazy to be asked.

This is a place designed for cosmic weirdos comparing notes at the far edge of existence — trying to reverse-engineer a better way to live in our dumpster-fire society… or at least figure out how to enjoy the ride while jumping between timelines.

No spirit, no soul, no service.

Free parking. Flying cars welcome. ENTER HERE.